CG Memes

Meme Index

  
  
-----------VEKTERIUS MEMES-----------

Hack: Blunderdown
Vekterius can prestige faster than anybody else even though he has a low k/d etc.

Selective Hearing/Selective Seeing
Sometimes Vekterius seems to hear or see somethings, but no others for no reason at all. 


Pants
Put your pants on, Vekterius. 

Vekterius' Blunders 
Velterius blundering in Holdfast Naval and Napoleon Total War


HMAS BLunder 
The Ship Vekterius is captaining. Does fuck all during events. 

Napoleon: Total Blunder 
Vekterius cannot win on NTW. Seriously. HE CANNOT WIN. He drives his teammates to the insane aslyum for good measure as well.

Blunderfast: The Men are Running 
Vekterius caausing routs on Holdfast.

Oompa Loompa
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMA-DEE DOO
I'VE GOT ANOTHER LESSON FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU AREN'T SALTY, YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME
BLUNDERING’S FINE WHEN IT’S ON TOTAL WAR
WE SEEM SMART AND IT MAKES US LAUGH MORE
BUT IT'S CRINGEY, ANNOYING, AND SAD.
BLUNDERING AND BLUNDERING LIKE IT’S A FAD.
*THE WAY THAT A YANK DOES*
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPA-DEE DAH
USE THE TILDE KEY AND YOU WILL SEE FAR
YOU WILL NOT CAUSE CHAIN ROUTS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPA-DEE DO

MilkSock
Vekterius said he was called a "Milksock" by fellow members of CG. No one recalls calliing him that but we all do it now.

--RORSCHACH AND RELATED MEMES--

Fishfingers
Fifty in total, each of them a fishfinger
Delicious and desired by all here today
By the end of this meal no more yet linger
And so we begin without further delay

To be enjoyed by five, they were to be ate.
Three of them took only five to share
All in the room could no longer to wait. 
Adolphus was hungry so he had 10 to be fair. 

Suddenly a finger was snatched from a hand
By Muz who went on and devoured the rest,
And half the fishfingers fell on his command
This tale is true, I simply do not jest.



23.5 ATAR 
Denied as "fake news", but definately true.


Rorschach's $100 Girlfriend 
Just ask him

Epic Leadership Moments 
When Rorschach fucks up in Holdfast and gets us all killed, you know there's an epic leadership moment


------RMF MEMES-----
Tycode Technical Difficulties
Horrible P.C, headset, router being neutralised by "cat piss" two times in two weeks. Three times by way of lightening. Dog shutdown his P.C when he sniffed an exposed CPU. 

Infamously, Tycode's Computer started literally smoking after it crashed trying to play the NTW mod. "Water-cooled" in an attempt to fix it.

Harmony Headsets 
Vekterius and Tycode's horrible sound quality. Orginated from Tycode owning harmony headsets. 

Easylord
When Bannerlord realeased all were struggling with the difficulty. Tycode was confused and said the tourney's were easy. Thus, we concluded he must be playing on Very easy, hence Easylord.
 
Poizy is a communist 
Apparently. (Can Confirm)

Marching is Tasmanian
Marching is Tasmanian, WTF?

'Imperialgate'
Tycode getting to AoE Imperial Age at insane pace. Became a meme over the years with the infamous "sheep" that allowed him to advance apparently. Turned out their may have been collusion.

-------GRIFFIN MEMES-------------

Griffin 
Does this need to be explained? Search "The Griffin Files" on Youtube.

He asked me........
What did he mean  by this?

A bit of shitalk
I don't want to know what he meant by this.

Old Memes and Gay hats
That is a direct quote from Griffin. 

----------JIMMY MEMES--------
Jimmy's Bitcoins 
Jimmy's many different accounts of what happened to his bitcoins when the market crashed


Jimmy and Whitehawk 
Rumour about the two close neighbours and mutual bitcoin enthuasists being in a homosexual relationship. Has since become a massive meme

Private Jimmy
Jimmy allegedly got demoted to Private and rage quit CG



--------------MISC MEMES--------------

Seven Stages of Salt/"SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE" 
See the Salt Scale for details/Saying "shake shake shake" when someone is getting salty

Americans
If a nation was a meme, they're it. 

NTW Exploits/Cringe 
Exploits during Napoleon Total War. Often very cringey, always salt inducing. e.g. Square Glitch, Old Guards in Disguise, OP Old Guards etc


Cheaterlord
Infamous tool who shall not be named who cheated Day 1 on bannerlord and claims it's how the game is meant to be played. 

HoldFort: Fortnite at Spawn
K.U.K/3e using their classic tactic of camping spawn &  jerking off in a huge fort making the round go on for ages.
  
  

Meme Vault

  
  Description:

Official CG and RMF Legacy Memes Vault. 
These memes are officially retired and are no longer used.

For a meme to be commited to the vault, the following process must be adhered to. 
1. A proposal to commit a meme is formally declared, and is seconded. 
2. Two thirds of all Officers, Admins, and Moderators are present.
2. Discussion and Debate is conducted for on less than ten minutes. 
3. Alll  Officers, Admins, and Moderators present agree to the proposal. 

'Moist Soundboards' -  Poizy used to spam soundboards from the Disney show 'Recess' where the snitch kid used to say "moist" constantly. 

This meme got old, and is no longer used. 


'Mechtler' - Hungarian Fascist who always went ballistic when you pointed out shady shit involving his family etc

Meme Retired because mechtler became irrelevant.

'Imperialgate'

Tycode getting to AoE Imperial Age at insane pace. Became a meme over the years with the infamous "sheep" that allowed him to advance apparently. Turned out their may have been collusion.

Meme is retired due to too much drama

Ryland's Autoblock 

Ryland'S suspicious ability to block in the classic 1teKSW vs 3teGZ groupfighs.


The Forbidden Numbers 

Spoon = Ryland
  
  

Salt Scale

  
Also known as 'Milk' Scale when the subject is Vekterius

Stage 1: 'Mild Cope' - Nervousness/Excuse Making
At this stage the subject is annoyed about the situation, but otherwise carries on as usual. 

Stage 2: 'Moderate Cope' -  'I don't care really', 'I'm fine honestly, it's just a game'.
The subject is now obviously annoyed and may display elements of frusteration at the situation. 
If sufficient salt shaking is applied the subject may quickly accelerate to Stage 4 or 5. 

Stage 3: 'Heavy Cope' -  'Stop talking about "Insert"', 'Stop shit stirring', 'you can't use "Insert" in "Insert" game'.
In the final cope stage, the subject has become annoyed and displeased at the state of the situation. This manifests in 
ever increasing agitation. The subject will engage in progressively more deseperate defensive meassures to lower the salt levels.
Usually, this backfires.


Stage 4: - 'Transition', move from 'cope' to 'anger'. They're silent, but when they do talk it's coy personal insults, petty threats, etc.
This stage constitues the transition of the primary emotion from cope to anger.It is perhaps the longest stage with the exception of the first and last.
The subject is at this point extremely agitated, but almost always remains intent on trying to hide their cope. 
This will result in a build up of anger over the course of the stage. 


Stage 5:' Rage Quit' - Leaves T.S, Game or both
This stage, as it's name suggests, involves the subject angrily quiting the activity or social group.
Although this is almost always temporary, this subject is genuinely angry.

Stage 6: 'Breakdown' - Deletes/Blocks, bans people etc
The Breakdown is when the salt levels become too much to bear. The subject lashes out at friends and foe alike.
The subject will also speak nonsense that ranges from delusional, to disturbing, or just outright insane. 


Stage 7: 'Total Meltdown' - This the ultimate level of salt shaking.
This stage is rare, and impossible to describe in words. Stage 7 must be seen to be understood. 
Regardless, this stage involves the subject losing their grip on reality as they become overwhelmed by salt.
Fictional depictions of this stage can be seen through Johnny in 'The Shining' as well as Denethor in LOTR